Zombie Order of the FezPosted: October 8, 2015
Fez #1 Hello!
My name is Darien Koons and I hail from the Great Plains (full of corn) of Indiana. I seek to prove my worthiness To the Order of the Fez. For over a year I have dreamt of the day that I might petition the ever glorious Order of the fez and the day has finally come. Am I worthy? I hope it to be true.
I feel myself worthy to bear the fez of the order, for I have felt a calling of the fez for near my entire life. A calling of style and elegance which is only offered in, this, such a small subset of headgear, the fez. I have quenched my thirst for such fezdom very modestly with a small red fez (as pictured below).
Although I am aware that the Order of the Fez has fallen from its previous glory, (letting the domain expire) I still hope that I am able to join the ranks or your order and don Fez #54 (which I learned is technically #53 after reading further into the WordPress blog)
Your Pleading, Begging, No-Doubt-Worthy Friend,