Need last namesPosted: August 11, 2010
The folks down in OOTF Human Resources have pointed out that we have a number of members with no last name. We appreciate that your number is way more important than your last name, but this is apparently a problem for the HR folks.
So please email stevemays at gmail dot come with your last name. We won’t publish it here but it will make payroll much easier.
If you choose NOT to comply with this simple request, just know that you will show up as “John Weinerboy” or “Bill Lardass” or something.
And a fez by any other name will smell as sweaty.
UPDATE: Turns out we do NOT need names. Some of the members are on the lamb or hail from the Lipschitz clan or something. So, never mind on the surnames.