Strip search everyone wearing a fezPosted: January 11, 2009
In a week, Auxiliary Fezzette Barb and I will smoke-jump into Washington D.C. for the inauguration of the new U. S. president. We’ve been getting scary emails warning of DEFCON 3 security and listing all of the things we can’t bring or wear. There was, however, no mention of fezzes… so I’m thinking I could represent the OOTF by wearing my tasseled chapeau.
But it’s just the sort of thing that could bring out the blue gloves and result in cavity search on a very cold day. What should I do?